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Website META Title:Find Out About Ferrets - By Small Animal Expert Colin Patterson
Website META Description:Learn how to make your ferret into the happiest, healthiest pet in the world.
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My Guide That Will Change
Your Ferret In A Big, Big Way
Lizzie, a recent client, called me in tears. After only 2 short months, she was about to take Janie, her adorable albino ferret, back to the shelter. Her call to me was a last resort (as they always are in my small animal consulting practice).
At first Lizzie had a great life with Janie but by the end she was afraid all those horrible things she'd heard about ferrets were coming true.
You see, Janie made her apartment stink--not only did Janie himself smell worse than a skunk, but it seemed like she pooped everywhere except her litter box.
On top of that, she would always chase people's feet, trying to nip them. Lizzie's friends stopped coming to visit for fear of being attacked!
But the final straw came when Janie chewed through an electrical cord. "I feel like a bad ferret mom," Janie told me, "and I'm ready to give up."
Do These "Downsides" Of Owning A Ferret Sound Familiar?
If you're like many ferret owners, you're looking for (immediate) answers that are hard to find since most of the complete pet care guides deal only with dogs or cats.
Maybe you too are frustrated by a ferret who smells bad, poops and pees all over the place, and gets aggressive and bites you and your houseguests...
Or you don't know the health problems you should be aware of, or what to do in an emergency...
Or you're not sure if you're feeding him the right foods, how to "ferret-proof" your house, or whether you're giving him a good life in his cage...
You are not alone.
So I told Lizzie my guide would her teach everything she wanted to know about making her ferret into the perfect companion for life.
She said she was skeptical, because she'd already done a lot of Internet research and found conflicting information and lots of sites that didn't answer her questions.
So I Told Her To Pick Just One Secret
From My Guide And See What Happens.
Lizzie figured she had nothing to lose so she zoomed to page 35. It revealed the number one reason ferrets smell and how you can fix it in five minutes flat (and no, it has nothing to do with "descenting" surgery or giving your ferret a bath).
She didn't think it could be that easy, but before she knew it the lingering odor in the apartment was gone!
Her husband Rudy was so thrilled he turned right to chapter 11 on training your ferret and teaching him manners. There he discovered the 7 silent techniques that "magnetically" make your ferret want to obey your every command. (Page 91)
Frankly these techniques didn't work overnight... they took a day and a half.
Since then, Janie's stopped nipping (which was a huge relief for their toes!) -- thanks to their discovery of how to prevent your ferret from biting you using these guaranteed methods proven to work. (Page 104)
And they've never had a problem ever again.
These days their friends have no trouble visiting us. And Lizzie and Rudy enjoy how nice Janie is... and you should see how impressed they are when we have Janie do the neat tricks they learned in my guide.
I'll show you how it can be so easy to care for ferrets in a minute, but first...
The Secrets Of Having A Cuddly, Playful, Well-Behaved And Long-Lived Ferret... Without Having To Spend A Lot Of Cash... And Without Having To Do Much Work!
Rather than having to go through a struggle or have to hire a high-priced consultant, you can simply read what's in my guide and immediately discover all the advanced secrets contained within...
Some people call it the lazy person's way to easy ferret care. It'll save you so much time and worry (not to mention money) that you can start enjoying your ferret right away with zero worries.
Here's a quick look at just a few of the valuable techniques I'll share with you:
End poop problems for good. Did you know you accidentally kill the instinct your ferret naturally feels for using the litter box? (99% of ferret parents do it -- here's how to reverse it in under 7 seconds flat). (Page 101.)
How to make sure your ferret w